FOOTBALL VS SEX 1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER. 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY. 5. Abortion = RED CARD. 6. A girl with lots of energy = DEFENDER. 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL. 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Having sex with three girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and b***ging all = MVP. 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH. 12. Eight years of sex without having a child = ARSENAL. 13. After two rounds, you request for more =EXTRA TIME.